I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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