all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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