I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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