Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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