There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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