you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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