Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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