Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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