S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
