NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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