two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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