hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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