I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
