yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The beers last night were like the tears from god
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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