I'm jealous of your bromance
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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