why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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