I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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