If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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