windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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