And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I need a burrito and a hug.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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