'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
4 words: hood of his car
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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