Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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