VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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