She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I will pee on everything he values.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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