i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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