Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Ketchup is God's man juice
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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