So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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