You're completely useless in the revolution.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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