Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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