Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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