im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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