Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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