I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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