a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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