She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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