Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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