You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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