it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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