My room smells like vodka and shame
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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