phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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