i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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