Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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