I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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