There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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