Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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