No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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