When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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