can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
it's great music for shaving your balls
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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