Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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