Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We have started to decorate penises.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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