Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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