ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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