wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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