that's an acceptable place to lick
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."