Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic