i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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